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Connie Chung has been catching a lot of flack lately for her uh, kinda scary musical farewell on the last episode of “Weekends with Maury and Connie,” the recently-cancelled MSNBC show she co-hosted with her husband, Maury Povich. (Of course her performance was up on YouTube within minutes).

Tripmaster Monkey has some ideas about how Chung can revive her career. Ouch!

10: MOVE IN with Whitney and Bobby, roll cameras

9: HEADLINE TOUR with Kathie Lee Gifford and John Tesh

8: TAKE ON Bai Ling in ‘Celebrity Boxing’

7: BROKER PEACE with North Korea by throwing self on nukes, emerge as Chungzilla

6: SWITCH PLACES with MadTV’S impersonator Bobby Lee, no one notices

5: HAVE MICHAEL JACKSON’S DOCTOR turn her into the white woman she’s always wanted to be

4: GET BITTEN by a zombie, begin talks with George A. Romero

3: RENEGOTIATE deal with devil

2: GIVE Lucy Liu’s ‘head in a jar’ approach a try

1: APPEAL to Asian fanbase, realize she does not have one